I am writing
to inform all those
who w(on't read this because they have better things to do with their lives)ill read this
that not only do i now have an orange wall,
but
a purple light switch cover
a purple baseboard
a purple outlet cover
a purple set of footprints
a purple set of handprints
and
best of all
five beautimous harvey edwards posters to keep me up at night, staring, because that's what people are meant to do when they're tired.
that is all.











